Monday, April 23, 2012

Monday, April 16, 2012

TROOPS

remained crouched behind some leafless bushes

Friday, April 13, 2012

TROOPS

Tom stared into his empty glass

Thursday, April 12, 2012

TROOPS

You spend too much

Q&A: Where You Can Find Me

Q: Where can I find you?

A: You can find me down the hall. Past the Pre-Action Valve Room. Pre-Action Valve. Past Rocco’s office. Past Rico’s.

Q: Past Rico’s office? Past Rocco’s office?

A: Rocco’s, then Rico’s. Go past Rocco’s. Go past Rico’s.

Q: And then the Pre-Action Valve Room?

A: Pre-Action Valve comes first. Pre-Action, Rocco, Rico.

Q: And then where are you?

A: I’m at the end of the hall.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

What Do You Remember?

I remember the old College Restaurant, or the Campus Restaurant. Whatever it was called. Downstairs and full of smoke. A crowded forest of corduroyed legs.

I remember going to her German class. The teacher scary. Jet-black hair tied back. Wire frames and bright red lipstick. I might be making this up. We watched a slide show. Rolling Bavarian countryside.

And then what happened?

I don't know. We went home. I can only imagine we went home.

TROOPS

Toward the apex

Friday, April 06, 2012

Jesus, Like I'm Gonna Do That

It was one of those stations where you still get reception, if you’re not too far from the stairs. Late, late at night. A woman paced near me, her phone clutched to her ear. This is what I overheard her say:

I still want to see you and I'm so pissed right now.

I'm an honest person!

Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Jesus, like I'm gonna do that.

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Drugs I've Worked On So Far

Aciphex
Activase
Aranesp
Arestin
Arixtra
Asmanex
Avastin
BeneFix
Boost
Botox
Brilinta
Celebrex
Copaxone
Dificid
Elaprase
Fanapt
Flector Patch
Flumist
Gardasil
Geodon
Gilenya
Humira
Isentress
Juvéderm
Levemir
Lucentis
Lyrica
Multaq
NovoLog
NuvaRing
ParaGard
PegIntron
Picato
Pneumovax 23
Pradaxa
Procrit
Rituxan
Saflutan/Zioptan
Saphris
Seroquel
Silenor
Sutent
Tamiflu
Tobi
Torisel
Tresiba
Victoza
Viramune
Xolair
Xyntha
Zelboraf
Zoely
Zostavax
Zyvox

Monday, April 02, 2012

TROOPS

The effect of hegemonic masculinities on health decisions is

People are signing on in droves

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