Jesus, Like I'm Gonna Do That

It was one of those stations where you still get reception, if you’re not too far from the stairs. Late, late at night. A woman paced near me, her phone clutched to her ear. This is what I overheard her say:

I still want to see you and I'm so pissed right now.

I'm an honest person!

Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait wait wait—

Jesus, like I'm gonna do that.