tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-157349542024-03-14T01:28:02.834-04:00Rehearsing for NothingThis is a waking blogUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1602125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-3311599390927743372024-02-19T22:05:00.007-05:002024-02-19T22:05:56.453-05:00<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-537b0682-c479-5373-711c-46ebcd40419a" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Margaritaville is quieter this year, no “Five O’clock Somewhere” seemingly on the hour, every hour. And no Jimmy tunes at all. It had seemed for years that they were mandated to play the one about the lost shaker of salt at a certain frequency, at a certain volume, perhaps by the fine print of the franchise agreement. And now nothing. Are they in mourning? No. They’re liberated.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-3521452362305132852024-02-16T22:00:00.001-05:002024-02-19T22:03:58.923-05:00<p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">I turned over unhappily in my abbreviated sleep, the wake up time of two-thirty looming over me, an oppressive, inescapable force. Then when it happened I was fine, not even really tired. </span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-25387470629151946042024-02-10T00:57:00.000-05:002024-02-10T00:57:06.201-05:00<p>The haphazard ordering of drinks by people, a beaujolais, what IPA do you have on tap? Uncertainly. Unknowingly. Not doing the thing I expect everyone else to always do: know what they’re doing. Well now I know. I didn’t know but now I know. </p><p>The bartender hands me back my change, a couple bucks, I want him to keep it for a tip but he’s holding it, holding it. I realize I’m meant to accept. Fuck. It had been going so well. I always did want to be a good customer. At a bar. Like a good patient at the doctor’s.</p><p>And now the washing machine company sends me spam and I want to unsubscribe but I’m scared. What if they have an important product update? So there you go. And as always with predictive typing this text writes itself, and it writes itself, and it writes itself.</p><p>The smartphone: the refuge of the lonely.</p><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-38586447551172038752023-12-08T00:07:00.002-05:002023-12-08T00:07:19.910-05:00<p>I saw myself as the woman on the sidewalk saw me: a middle aged asshole in jogging clothes, jacket matching shoes. Suddenly I’m a human occupying space and time.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-42779127437160393672023-11-06T08:17:00.004-05:002023-11-06T08:17:41.692-05:00<p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Being on vacation really just means three things: being in a different place, doing different things, and seeing different people. Though you’re also seeing the same people—your family. But seeing them in a different plane and doing different things with them makes them different people. And you too. It’s also about slowing down your brain, even to the point of idiocy. Thinking things like toast is better than a bagel. It has a certain lightness. And things like vacation means three things.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-10657758943346611322023-10-28T18:35:00.000-04:002023-10-28T18:35:01.343-04:00<p>In the Jay Street station I could smell bleach before I started climbing the stairs out. On the landing halfway there was an MTA employee with a bucket and a mop, cleaning something unspeakable. I walked as far around it as I could and emerged in the pitiless light of downtown Brooklyn, trash blowing down the street.</p><p>Google Maps told me to cut down a walkway and across a little urban park, a square hidden away from the streets. There were trees and benches and even a few people sitting. It seemed desolate. Lost and anonymous. A public space you’d find in some Second World city. I asked myself if I liked it or hated it. I liked it.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-27861965074849802212023-10-21T17:09:00.000-04:002023-10-21T17:09:04.716-04:00<p><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Just like every day I’m sitting here wondering what’s going to happen soon when I fall helplessly into the powerful and vivid psychedelic space of dreams. The only difference between it and dropping acid is that there’s no recovery time. And we’re so used to it. But what sadness or longing or ecstasy will I drift through tonight? Or maybe just a headachy nightmare about work.</span></p><div><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><br /></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-67169921792593041102023-10-21T16:56:00.004-04:002023-10-21T16:56:38.874-04:00<span id="docs-internal-guid-2de5eb49-7fff-c267-1e18-ba9173a48c6a"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;">When I saw the American cheese on the burger on TV I nodded involuntarily. I don’t know why. Not in affirmation, or agreement. Almost defensively.</span></p></span><p> </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-7033999389324365532023-08-29T22:25:00.001-04:002023-08-31T22:26:27.766-04:00<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-c0de765f-4e8d-4a05-d1f2-5fd5b631a8dc" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The planes look slow and lumbering as they take off and land, almost like you could catch up to them by foot, grab hold of the fuselage.</span></p><p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-c0de765f-4e8d-4a05-d1f2-5fd5b631a8dc" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I love the names on the planes. Like Kalitta on the 747s, a familiar-sounding name, I thought maybe just from every other airport I’ve been to in my life. I looked it up and saw it’s Connie Kalitta, drag racer, Beau Bridges in “Heart Like a Wheel.”</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-10231887710693488462023-04-12T18:15:00.003-04:002023-04-19T18:17:30.153-04:00TROOPS<p><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">I understand, am understanding, do understand.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-31714662529401382392023-02-19T19:27:00.001-05:002023-02-19T19:27:01.082-05:00<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-45b100b8-7fff-08d7-53ad-3bd2cbe8372d" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I lay face down on the floatie, wondering what side of the pool I was bumping against. My mind drifted toward sleep. I considered Kim Jong-un. Was it his uncle he had killed? The ashen-faced man in his military garb, being escorted from a party meeting and to his death. The image I conjured of the supreme leader was of him greedily inhaling a cigarette on the platform where his official train had stopped somewhere on the way to somewhere else. He’d had a personal attendant light it of course. His sister maybe? Keep ‘em coming and he might not turn on you. </span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-76784891383014747182022-11-12T21:34:00.001-05:002022-11-12T21:34:08.129-05:00<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-fa5f12fe-7fff-7d83-b17c-3448a27ecaeb" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">On the terrace the black birds descend on plates of leftover food moments after diners get up, their brittle feet clambering over forks and plates like nothing, their beaks stabbing at breakfast sausage and crusts of French toast. You can shoo them away but they come back immediately. They hide in the bushes and wait for people to leave, the waitress tells me.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-42878813975659374602022-11-11T22:00:00.003-05:002022-11-11T22:00:23.707-05:00<p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">It occurred to me while reading by the pool today that I never realized womb rhymes with tomb. Am I the last English speaker on planet earth to discover this?</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I fell asleep very briefly and woke up breathing fast, adrenaline flowing, fight or flight. I examined my surroundings. Sun, attendants in polo shirts and khakis. The looming concrete facade of the hotel building set against a partly cloudy sky. All was as I’d left it a minute or two before. I picked back up the book.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-7168160875078399392022-11-10T20:38:00.003-05:002022-11-10T20:38:27.950-05:00<p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">The waiting area by the gate, one flatscreen showing a storm surge lashing Florida’s coast, another showing golf, white men hunched in a green expanse, the tedious unchanging leaderboard displayed. Plus. Minus. Even. The bar and grill across the way is closed but already at this early hour you can glimpse a server behind the screen of idle taps, getting things ready for the coming onslaught of anxious, booze-mad fliers. The agent at the gate informs us that boarding will begin at five forty-six, one minute past schedule.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Man he really is concentrating on that putt. </span></p><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;" /><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Last call for San Francisco from the neighboring gate. The others in our seating area are utterly unremarkable. No defining features, mannerisms. No intriguing conversation. A terrible torpor has set in; they barely reach their hands up to their faces. They’ve been reduced to this: travelers. When they get back to where they come from they’ll reinhabit themselves. People with jobs, friends, hobbies. Secrets. Features that define a life. But for the time being they’re in a state of grace: they’re nothing.</span></p><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;" /><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">In fact the TV screen with golf has been frozen all along.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-21005430154423324052022-09-05T07:13:00.003-04:002022-09-05T07:15:55.189-04:00<p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">You wonder whether the wax figures are thinking of you. Resenting you for your mobility, your ability to dart in and out of their personal space, taking endless selfies and family portraits with them as props, objects of reverence or lust or derision. You walk away into the next room of the exhibition and they stand prone as though frozen in time. Maybe there’s something they know that you don’t know. You sense it from their sly smiles and unblinking gaze.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">After the pop stars and the Royal fam you get a bit of history: in the Reign of Terror Madame Tussaud was enlisted to make death masks of aristocrats by clutching their freshly severed heads between her knees. I guess someone had to do it. Exit through Star Wars and the gift shop.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-32401979352016308912022-09-04T08:11:00.000-04:002022-09-04T08:11:07.199-04:00<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-c82b011a-7fff-a9c6-9fb1-5237e6400820" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I couldn’t really comprehend it all so I decided to focus on random details: the wording of a billboard, the arrangement of furniture in a living room spied from the top of a bus. It seemed to help.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-64740807978969581582022-09-01T18:50:00.002-04:002022-09-01T18:50:17.513-04:00<p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">At the bus stop at night I was suddenly gripped by the impulse to take a picture of the street sparkling from the rain. It was a humdrum scene—parked cars, kebab shops, delivery guys on bikes. Traffic lights on red. When I first tapped the button it didn’t take. Almost like it wasn’t meant to be. The light turned green, I tried again. It worked.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-61844739706489063462022-08-31T19:10:00.005-04:002022-08-31T19:12:08.929-04:00<p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">There was a red form through the frosted glass of the loo. It had a human quality, like someone’s head cloaked in the hood of their anorak. It was probably something nothing.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The hot water came out cold and the cold water came out cold.</span></p><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;" /><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I noticed all the wines on the pub menu were high in alcohol, fourteen, fourteen and a half. It’s a sure sign of global warming if there ever was one.</span></p><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;" /><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">There were two aging portly men at a booth talking about how they’re fucked, they don’t know where the money goes, there’s not enough to last. One said, “I ask myself, can it get any worse? And it gets worse.”</span></p><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;" /><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The pub beside Trumper’s, full of yuppies drinking after work. A man walked stiffly on his prosthetic legs across the street. I made a point not to stare but of course I did after he’d passed by. Then I thought, he must feel everyone’s eyes on his back too.</span></p><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;" /><br style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-59806706215669457932022-08-30T19:40:00.004-04:002022-08-30T19:47:10.197-04:00<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-87150ab3-7fff-7ea9-1e62-fbdf41b15b88" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">What I saw through the lens of my phone didn’t resemble what I saw through my eyes. It was duller and flatter of course but also it didn’t seem to feature the charming little village off in the distance to the left. I took a picture anyway and put it down. Now there’s just poles and fields and low forests racing by.</span></p><p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-87150ab3-7fff-7ea9-1e62-fbdf41b15b88" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Writing is exploring undiscovered territory. The text prediction on the smart device is a tool like a helmet lamp in a cave. It sees everything a moment before you do but it doesn’t care.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">It must be said it offered me the word “care” a bit reluctantly there.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">A road with a new black surface and bright white stripes darting from below the tracks into the woods.</span></p><p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Gravel piles, always gravel piles.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-81542753519298557622022-08-24T19:37:00.000-04:002022-08-30T19:38:14.950-04:00<p dir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-63f1346a-7fff-4d56-bddf-a72bc90e69fc" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">And the French have businesses with names like Crea Concept, the stenciled name reaching from the darkened picture window into your addled brain. What do they think they’re doing to a people at night tossed on red wine with a word like that. </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Concept.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-3716930806372547722022-07-19T08:36:00.002-04:002022-09-29T08:37:10.822-04:00TROOPS<p>Poe squinted, his small eyes peering out beneath thick eyebrows.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-46521556190038947112022-06-04T14:50:00.002-04:002022-06-14T14:51:44.149-04:00<p>Dappled sunlight shone on the sloping street, occupied for now by grills and folding tables and kids drawing in chalk. People sat drinking beer, most on the building side but some, like us, by the graveyard. There was a space allotted for music: mic stands, speakers, drums up on the sidewalk.</p><p>Right now a duo played: a sax player in a dandyish leopard-skin suit and fancy hat and a guitar player dressed normal. They were pretty good. When they were done I spotted the sax player hovering around the food table as I got a hot dog.</p><p>“Mind if I… grab a…?” he said uncertainly.</p><p>I said of course, of course. Though nothing was mine to give.</p><p>“Nice playing,” I said. And really meant it. You don’t always mean it when you tell someone nice playing. It feels good to say it and mean it.</p><p>He made one of those ass-backward acknowledgments, “Thanks much to you” or something. It was a bit weirder though. Like maybe, “What you said I appreciate.” Might have even ended with “my man.”</p><p>I stood there for a moment wondering whether he actually understood that I wanted to pay him a compliment. Then he spoke again.</p><p>“You just wait for the next band. There’ll be LOTS more people,” he declared, pointing. “And that’s a PROMISE.”</p><p>And the next band played and he was in it. And they weren’t quite as good actually. And there were exactly as many people as before.</p><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-53152139129472883212022-06-03T15:54:00.000-04:002022-06-03T15:54:05.879-04:00<p>I awoke gradually, hearing the radio play dimly over the air conditioner. Some tune or other and then a voice intoned: <i>What is jazz?</i></p><p>I stay in bed through the six-thirty news read by Gary, or Bob, can’t remember now, one of them’s the DJ and the other does news. When I hear their names fresh out of my dreams they’re obvious and recognizable but in later, lucid hours it’s all a blur somehow.</p><p>It ends with the scores and weather. And when a tune starts up again that’s when I rise.</p><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-14223513211189161002022-05-31T15:36:00.001-04:002022-05-31T15:36:02.425-04:00<p>The artificial intelligence took us through unfamiliar streets, the types where bashed-up cars are parked and weeds grow through the sidewalks. “In one thousand feet, turn right,” she says, and we obey.</p><p>At a stop light I observed a used car lot. CROWN FORD PRE-OWNED, it said, and all the letters were immaculate blue and white, the logo we all know below. I marveled at the correctness of it all, the font, the kearning. The folks at headquarters must be hands-on. But then as I rolled away I noticed the entire block of text was off-center on the concrete facade. Not by much. Only by an inch or two. But enough.</p><p>On the Belt Parkway we watched as the planes came in. There’s always one that surprises you, that appears right out of the trees and blots out the sun.</p><p>At the party she didn’t speak to us except to say excuse me. But at least we stayed until after she left.</p><p><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15734954.post-10477996193651016362022-05-23T17:57:00.004-04:002022-05-23T17:57:26.206-04:00<p>At halftime I ate the pizza like a, what? Animal. Sure. But what? Like a dog, maybe. Like a rat. Then it occurred to me the reason that rat with the pizza video went viral is because deep down inside we’re all the rat. Snaring a cold slice and running away furtively, desperate to make it descend our throats before someone or something intervenes to tell us: No, you can’t have that.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com