Casual Encounters

1. Just moved to the city, sleeping on friend's couch. May I watch you breast feed? (Serious.)
2. Hot SWF, 26. Take me shopping and wining and dining. Beat off and I will cup my hand for your splendid goo.
3. Still up, been masturbating for hours. What do I do now?
4. JO BUDDIES. Come over and have a beer. Watch from my vast selection of heterosexual pornography. Just a coupla guys, drinking beers and beating off. DISCRETION REQUIRED.
5. Daddy me.
6. DO NOT respond to this ad if you have not read the text.

(Found on Craig's List.)