Thursday, April 07, 2005

Casual Encounters

  1. Just moved to the city, sleeping on friend's couch. May I watch you breast feed? (Serious.)
  2. Hot SWF, 26. Take me shopping and wining and dining. Beat off and I will cup my hand for your splendid goo.
  3. Still up, been masturbating for hours. What do I do now?
  4. JO BUDDIES. Come over and have a beer. Watch from my vast selection of heterosexual pornography. Just a coupla guys, drinking beers and beating off. DISCRETION REQUIRED.
  5. Daddy me.
  6. DO NOT respond to this ad if you have not read the text.
(Found on Craig's List.)

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